No more Kik shoutouts
Back before I left, I said I wanted to hear from people who had sent in their kik usernames to see if they were chatting it up. Because if they weren’t, there was no sense in me continuing to post them.
Not only didn’t I hear from any such people, I heard from people who said the opposite. That people weren’t contacting them to chat. And since it wasn’t leading to anything, two people I’d previously shouted out to actually asked me to go back and remove their kik names (which I did).
So I will no longer be posting any kik accounts. Sorry, I guess, to the ones still in my inbox that came while I was away. But you’re not missing anything, so don’t worry.
I’m back. I think I might go take a nap for about a week. But eventually I’ll get around to answering all the messages that accumulated while I was gone. And I’ll talk some about the trip.
In the meantime, though, I have updated the source list with the posts that went up while I was gone.
If my calculations are correct, you should be seeing this on Tuesday, September 9th. And if you’re seeing it, it means the posting queue is now all out of posts.
That means there will be no more updates until I return in the next few days. See you then!
Companion gifs for the comic “Sweet Dreams” posted here and here.
Above and Beyond: Getting Mom To Watch
The “above and beyond” stories are tales shared by readers about what awesome moms they have. Moms who are willing to go… wait for it… above and beyond a mom’s typical duties. And specifically, we’re talking about moms who contribute in some way, shape, or form to their son’s sexual gratification.
For instance! There was the mom who started providing her panty-stealing son with her freshly worn underwear. Then there was the interfering mom who made things right with her son by jerking him off every day.
There’s the jewel of the crown, a story told by the mother herself of how she began rewarding her son with blowjobs for helping around the house. There was another mom who began blowing her son in protest of a harsh punishment he’d received from his father.
And then… well, there was a Christmas one that doesn’t really fit the overall pattern all that much. But these stories were all I was posting at the time and I shoehorned it in on Christmas and so there it is.
Now the series makes its exciting return! Though this one is a bit different from the rest. Instead of one full length story, it’s told in pieces as we hear about a mom who agreed to watch while her son… well, while he does something mothers shouldn’t watch their sons do.
If that sounds like something you might be interested in, go ahead and continue.
I guess my daughter’s always been a little flirtatious around me. But having over 1,000 miles of distance between us seems to have really lowered her inhibitions.
Not that I’m complaining. Hell, she’s only been away at college for a week and my wife’s already wondering why I spend so much time skpying with her.
Reader Questions - Dirty Edition
As you might have seen a few weeks ago, I was looking for suggestions for the blog anniversary and someone suggested the idea of people sending in a bunch of hot ‘n nasty questions. Which, being the one who sees all the questions that come here, I never thought anyone actually needed an invitation to do. But I digress.
I said to go ahead and send in some saucy queries if you had one, and many of you obliged. A lot of them more or less asked about the same handful of things, but we still got about 25 different questions out of it.
In the spirit of doing this for the blog anniversary and all, I tried to answer as frankly as possible. I told some stories you haven’t heard before. And hopefully the people who sent questions got the answers they were looking for.
Let’s do this.
Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Anniversary!
Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Anniversary!
Happy Happy Happy Happy—
Good for you if you know that reference. Today, yes today, is the TWO YEAR anniversary of this tumblr! So… you know. I thought I’d write a little bit about it. Most notably an update of sorts on recent developments in my personal situation, if that interests you at all.
(Yes, this means there’s no porn today. Sorry.)
Ready? Let’s go!
"Blackmail" by Johnny Fever
Oh, summer. If only you didn’t have to end.
"M.S. Photography" by Johnny Fever.
As you can see in the final panel, it says “to be continued”. Unfortunately, this is the only one I know of that ever got posted. So there’s nothing more to come, at least not until more Johnny Fever stuff hopefully surfaces one day. And hopefully soon because I’m running out.
But I liked the premise, so I thought I’d post it anyway.