Whaaaaaat? Who told you that?
That song’s before my time so I don’t entirely get the reference. I think I’ve seen it used to refer to girls of differing body types too much.
Like for whatever reason I was under the impression it’s about like a thick girl with a big ass, but months back I remember seeing Christina Hendricks described that way. And she’s like an hourglass figure. Busty, slim waist, wider hips. So… I dunno.
If the song fits Lisa Ann I guess it would fit my mom too. I have said in the past that she resembles Lisa Ann, but only in the most general way possible. She has dark hair. She has big boobs. They have similar body types, that’s all. They don’t look alike. There is no resemblance. I wouldn’t have ever made that comparison if not for the regular requests I get to describe a pornstar and/or celebrity my mom looks like, which… there’s not really anyone that fits.
Sometimes I wonder if there’s another site that links here saying my mom looks like Lisa Ann, because I was clear when I said it that I only meant it in the vaguest possible sense. And it was several months ago. But the idea of them looking alike still shows up in asks and stuff fairly regularly. It’s strange. Of course, having Lisa as my avatar probably doesn’t help.
I’m glad you like the blog, thanks. I guess my best advice would just be to flirt with her like you would with any girl and see if she reacts at all. If you get the right reaction, maybe have a “I know this is weird, but…” conversation.
But if anyone reading suggests something, I’ll post it. Not entirely sure when I’ll post it, though.
I’m sure most everyone reading would agree that more moms should do it.
BTW, I think the stories the question references are the “Above and Beyond” stories, which you can find under the incest stories tab. We’re always on the lookout for more of those. To the person who wrote this, would you be interested in sharing more of your story? I can help you try to clean it up if you want.
My relationship with him is great. His relationship with my mom is friendly. In a big picture context I’m sure he wants nothing less than for both of us to be happy. Like most of the world, though, I doubt he’d approve if he knew why we were happy.
But even so, knowing him, if he somehow found out he’d probably just say it was none of his business.
This came back before I posted part two of the story. But I’m posting it anyway because I thought it was funny. I like that commercial.
MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE
WHAT DAY IS IT MIKE
She could have walked around to the other side of my bed if she’d wanted to. But she was sitting on my bed talking to me at first, so climbing over me was probably easiest at that point. I guess the answer would be in the middle.
As for the second part, I don’t want to get into answering “Did you do this, this, or this?” type things at the moment. If I feel comfortable mentioning something, I’ll put it in while I describe what happened.
I’m glad you liked it. I know there are some people who didn’t realize it until the last frame, because I got a few messages to that effect. Such as:
lol the dude’s mom? that’s fucked up dog
At least I’m assuming that was in reference to that gif. But anyway, I’m sure there probably are some people who never noticed.
Exercises that strengthen muscles in the vagina. If you need more info than that, you’ll have to ask Google to further illuminate you.
I don’t remember if I mentioned it, but she said the same thing about them being a lot stronger. And they can definitely make things wetter.