Their Own Moms

The Loophole by Johnny Fever

Watching by Johnny Fever

I had to do a report on Nero back in high school. He’s best known as “the Emperor who fiddled while Rome burned” and all that. But imagine my surprise as I did my scholastic research and uncovered all kind of tawdry tales. For example, Nero only became Emperor because his mother married the Emperor before him, who happened to be her uncle. And she may have killed her uncle-husband to let Nero take over.

Then there were stories about Nero and his mother themselves. If I’m remembering right, there’s disagreement as to whether they were true or not. But one account of their relationship had a line that described Nero’s mom as being “all dressed up and ready for incest”. Considering it was written in Latin like 2000 years ago, that’s a pretty good line.

Anyway, clearly this movie fell down on the “it was true” side of the debate. As the first gif suggests, the movie is called Warrior Queen (or Boudica: Warrior Queen). You can watch it on Youtube. The stuff with Nero is just a small part of it, though. It starts about 21 minutes in.

I think…

that might be it for the questions. Going through the remaining ones, I’m pretty sure I’ve answered them in some form the last week or so. So even if I didn’t post your specific question, hopefully you got an answer.


This entire thing must be very thrilling for you. I'm wondering if you can rank what parts are the most thrilling among these. 1) Being with someone you find so beautiful and sexy. 2) Being with someone you are so in love with. 3) That your relationship is taboo and naughty.

Well, among those I’d rank being with someone I’m so in love with first. But if I can add one, the first thing on the list would stem from that. I’d say the most thrilling part is knowing she feels the same way back. That’s the part
that really blows me away.

So I’d go with that first. Then being with someone I’m so in love with. Then there’s kind of a gap, but then the sexy part and, honestly, I don’t think about it being naughty. I’m in love with her. I have been for a loooong time. If it was just about sex, I’m sure the naughty option would be higher. But it’s not.

Is there a part to your sexual relationship where she is like the older woman teaching the younger man?

At first when she was showing me what she liked, sure. But that doesn’t have to be an older woman younger man thing. All girls should do that, if you ask me.

Have you showed her your other blog?

I did show her the Sydnee blog. It was a lot less nerve wracking than showing her this one. And she was surprisingly very into it in terms of like… wanting to know why I liked her. And other pornstars too. When we got home she wanted me to show her girls that I liked and she wanted to know what it was about them that I liked.

I don’t think that information is useful to her in any way. But you know how I wrote about in the final part of the trip story about getting to know her so much better and all that? I think that’s one of the many ways she got deeper into my head, was by having me show her girls I like. And explaining why I liked them.

So going back to the previous question, we have watched porn together. But it wasn’t to get aroused or anything. It was kinda… analytical. And it was kinda strange and awkward. But also awesome.

have u guys watched porn together??

We have, but probably not in the way you might think. I’ll elaborate in the next answer.

My reason for asking this isn't creepy so I want to ask in a way that doesn't come off creepy. But I don't think I can so I'm just going to ask it. Do you ever get stories from dads about how they managed to get with their daughters? I ask because it seems nearly all the father & daughter posts are from girls who were the instigator in the relationship. However, I would think many cases, likely most, are the other way around. Do the dads not send their tales of conquest? Or do you not post them?

It’s some of both. I don’t get much stuff to that effect and the rare times I do it’s not really content I feel comfortable posting. I’m not going to post a recap of how the person with the power in a relationship basically preyed
on the person they hold the power over.

But that’s not to say I’d never post something by a dad. If the relationship came together mutually or it was clearly the daughter pushing for it, then sure.

So what kinds of kinks are you two into? You mentioned them in passing in part five. Of course, yours may be obvious at this point.

I think mine are pretty clear. The one she told me about where I mentioned it in part five, after she’d seen the blog, was… I’m not sure if there’s really a word for it. Just like… making me cum, I guess. I’m gonna say “me” but presumably it would apply to anyone she’s with.

Just blowjobs and handjobs and stuff where she’s the one doing the work to make it happen. Not that she has to do much in my case. But she likes seeing it happen and… just reveling in that moment. She’s really into that. Like I said, not exactly freaky or anything.

I actually thought it was kinda funny because she could have done that all she wanted to, and reveled in it as much as she wanted to, and I would have thought it was all for my benefit. I would have never known it was something she got off on.

How do you plan on addressing questions about your love life in the future? I imagine as you get older friends and family will begin asking questions about why you never married or have a serious girlfriend. Do you guys have a strategy for diffusing these awkward inquiries from your loved ones?

I’ll probably just make up a girlfriend. Make a phony Facebook for her and everything. And if my family ever comes to visit wanting to meet her, I’ll say she just died in a freak accident. Like that linebacker a year or so back and his fake girl.

I don’t really have a strategy at this point. I’ll probably just say I’m seeing someone and I’ll have to adjust based on how specific their questions get.

Not going to lie, I am always obsessed with when other people post their own personal stories. When will there be more of those??

I can’t say when exactly, but there will be more. I just don’t post them that often because I don’t have a limitless supply and I like having a bit of a back log of content, just in case. So I tend to horde things sometimes.

And I’m always taking more, if anyone feels like telling their tale. But please note the guidelines on the submission page. I delete a lot of stuff I get because they ignore the prominent one on top. The one in all caps that should be hard to miss.

Have there been any close calls for you two yet? Something like a knock on the door at an inopportune time?

Nothing like that, no.

To make this whole story complete, perhaps the whole thing from yoru moms point of view. Thanks

Post the story from her perspective? Like she’s writing it? I won’t say it’s impossible, but it’s extremely unlikely that will happen.

You've mentioned you have - or had - girls you had "an arrangement" with - exgirlfriends etc you'd have sex with from time to time. What's happened to them? If they ask for a hook up, it's not like you can say "sorry, fuckin' my mom." Similarly, do your friends ever ask you about girlfriends? "I'm banging this superhot MILF, actually." "Oh, cool bro, how long have you known her?" "Birth". Or, hanging out with your dad do you say "hey, did mom ever do that thing with her tongue with you?"

I have conversations like that with my dad frequently. He’s given me several pointers. (I know someone will ask. No, I’m not serious.)

I touched on dealing with my friends near the end of the final part of the trip story. The situation with my female companions hasn’t been an issue. I stopped calling them for hookups and when they’d call me I’d say I was kinda seeing someone. The same thing has happened in reverse in the past when they’d start seeing a guy. They don’t ask questions. Just “OK, cool. Let me know when she dumps you.”

There’s only one of them that would have asked questions, like wanting to know about the girl I was seeing. Because she’s a good friend in addition to being an ex-girlfriend. I talked about her here ages ago. She’s been in a
relationship last year, though. So she’s not looking to hook up and I haven’t had to say no.