Well incest with my mom is officially out of the question now:/. Last night we were talking and my dad was like you two should learn to salsa. And my mom was like no way I would do such a sexual thing with my son. That would be incest. So crap
Well… look at it this way. If you can talk her into taking dance lessons with you, you would have gotten her to do something she equates with incest. Plus, during the lessons you’ll be all physically close and sweaty.
Maybe then you can talk her into doing something else incesty with you. Like… sex.